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    March 19

    President Obama's Talk Show Stint


    President Barack Obama © PATomorrow night, President Barack Obama will make his first live sit-down appearance, since becoming elected President, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The show will air on CNBC at 11pm. For those of you that haven't ventured past ITV2 on your EPG, you will find CNBC on the following platforms: Sky (channel 505), Virgin (613) and Tiscali TV (510).

    Among other topics, President Obama will be sitting down to talk about his economic plan. This marks the first time a sitting US President has appeared on a late night talk show so it's a pretty big deal in America. As for the UK? Well, if it were any other man in the White House, I'd probably find something more interesting to watch - a blank screen, for example.

    However, this is President Obama and although it's likely to be an extremely US-focused agenda, there's still so much goodwill for the man outside of America that I'll happily watch him yawn or belch. The show will be repeated on Saturday March 21 and Sunday March 22 at 8pm. Will Jay Leno ask his opinion of the controversial ending to The Sopranos? Somehow, I don't think so.....
     
     
     
    Today I am mostly lovin' - Countdown to The Wire coming to BBC2: 11 days. Not that long to go now folks!

    Today I am mostly hatin' - OK! magazine's 'living tribute' to Jade Goody. Tacky, tacky, tacky. 
     

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    March 14

    Jade's Wedding...To Living TV


    Jade Goody and Jack Tweed © Jade's Wedding on LIVINGMy mum and I decided to give in to all the press attention and watch Jade's wedding on Living. It turned out to be an extremely bittersweet couple of hours. Mixed in between the snatches of the Jade of old (the way she insisted that everyone wear dressing gowns for breakfast and the warning to Jack to "Watch my make-up!" when he kissed her, for instance) was this other Jade, the terminally ill Jade. The Jade who's lost her hair due to chemotherapy. The Jade who is wheeled around by a nurse. The Jade who is taking long bouts of rest. The Jade who is trying to smile through the pain. The Jade who is dying before our eyes.

    At the wedding breakfast, the tearful bride told her guests: "Thank you everybody that's in here. I'm so proud to see everybody's faces. And hopefully, in a few years' time, I can have a blessing and we'll all be here again so everyone can cross their fingers and a miracle might happen." What can I say to that except this: when it comes to Living TV, McDreamy and McSteamy are no match for the phenomenon that is Jade Goody.
     Jade Goody © Jade's Wedding on LIVING
    Derek Shepherd (McDreamy) and Mark Sloan (McSteamy) may be handsome, philandering doctors on Grey's Anatomy, one of America's most popular shows, but Jade is the reality TV star who was made on camera and is dying on camera. Channel 4 introduced her to the viewing public via Big Brother in 2002, but Living TV built on the Jade brand with a series of shows including: Jade's Salon, Just Jade, Jade's P.A. Living With Jade, The Next Chapter and recently, Jade: Bride To Be and Jade's Wedding. The wedding to Jack Tweed, much-publicised and sold to highest bidder OK!, aired on Living and delivered huge ratings.

    Split into two parts, with a two-hour special covering the wedding and the reception after, Bride To Be pulled in 789,000 for the digital broadcaster with Jade's Wedding garnering 771,000 viewers. As these two shows may be the last time Jade Goody is seen on TV, the record viewing figures for Living TV reflect that sad situation.
     
    Even before the tragic news broke that her cancer was terminal, a quick glance at Living TV's viewing figures tells you all you need to know about Jade's pulling-power. Cast your mind back a couple of months to when I sounded off about Lipstick Jungle. Living launched its biggest ever marketing campaign to support its much-hyped new US acquisition. Yet for all that activity, the return was just 200,000 viewers (including a very bored yours truly).

    But last month, Living's Jade - a show documenting her cancer battle - attracted 709,000 at 9pm. That programme's result was a massive 366% up on the channel's slot average for last year of 152,000 viewers. Living's previously highest-rated show was the finale of America's Next Top Model in 2007, which achieved a total audience (including Living +1) of 859,000. But of course, Jade has easily surpassed that. It was inevitable really - such is the interest in the ill-fated mum-of-two. It's got to the point where I wonder what the broadcaster will do post-Jade...
     
    Jack and Jade kiss © Jade's Wedding on LIVINGThere was only one week to put the wedding together. One week to find a wedding gown big enough to accommodate the pouch that contains the pump which supplies Jade's medication. Time was of the essence...for obvious reasons. "That vicar looks funny," said my mum as he helped the pair choose vows. Given a choice between 'everlasting' and 'eternal', Jade, ever frank, asked: "Which is better cos I'm dying?" Heartbreaking stuff. The cancer-stricken star turned down the offer of a wig for her big day. "I'm not embarrassed of my head so no, I'm not wearing a wig," she stated. In the event, she didn't need a wig; she looked absolutely beautiful. Beaming, Jade managed the walk down the aisle, accompanied by her 70-year-old grandfather John Craddock, who gave her away.
     
    It was just like any other wedding but also, unlike any other wedding: a swanky venue (Down Hall Country Hotel in Essex); a reception (held in a marquee in the grounds of Down Hall); music (Max Clifford's wedding gift of opera singers were disguised as hotel staff; they serenaded the party with Dean Martin's That's Amore and Puccini's Nessun Dorma. Then pop group Sugababes turned up); family (no mistaking Jackiey Budden, Jade's mum) and attendees (including Richard and Judy, singer Jamelia, ex Blue boyband member Antony Costa, Max Clifford and Paul O'Grady).
     
    The segment I personally found almost unspeakably poignant came courtesy of Jade's photographers. Instead of a speech, they presented a montage of pictures of the bride and groom taken in happier - and in Jade's case, healthier - times. Accompanied by Kylie and Jason's Especially For You, the snapshots showed a smiling, laughing girl, with a full head of hair, frolicking with the man she loves. A girl with not a care in the world - the Jade of yesteryear. The Jade of today, noticeably emotional looking at memories past, wiped tears away. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to be affected by that. Too ill for a honeymoon, her photographers obliged by super-imposing pictures of the newly-weds against some of the world's best known tourist spots: Egypt's pyramids, America's Las Vegas, France's Eiffel Tower, Australia's Sydney Opera House...Jade and family © Jade's Wedding on LIVING

    This time, the music was Grease's We Go Together sung by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John; bright and light-hearted, it was the perfect pick-me-up. The night ended with Jack and Jade watching the fireworks with her sons Jack and Freddie.

    By the time Living aired Jade's Wedding, she'd been back in hospital, confronted by a crazed woman with a hammer, received a phone call from Michael "This is it. This is it!" Jackson and returned home, probably to die. Little wonder there's such fascination with her life...
     
     
     
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    Today I am mostly lovin' - The fact that Comic Relief raised a record-breaking £57 million, with more donations expected, in a time of recession. The £57,809,938 reached by the end of the show easily beat the record £40.5 million set in 2007. It's the most money ever raised in the 21-year history of Red Nose Day. We Brits have our hearts in the right place. Thanks to us, projects here in the UK and in Africa will benefit.

    Today I am mostly hatin' - Is there anywhere on my EPG safe from Messers Horne and Corden? I'm getting sick of the sight of them - I swear the only show I haven't seen them on is News At Ten. They're everywhere! I still think that, outside of Gavin and Stacey, they are sooooooooo overrated. 
     

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    March 09

    Mesmerised By Foxy Bingo's Man-Fox


    Foxy Bingo is supporting Red Nose Day 2009. Well after sponsoring The Jeremy Kyle Show, in the words of Yazz and the Plastic Population, the only way is up (old skool reference: it was a No 1 hit way back in 1988). They will match every penny spent on their games with a donation to the Comic Relief Fund. Good for you Foxy Bingo! I applaud any company that gets involved in fundraising but I must say, I find this combination as bizarre as the infamous Foxy adverts themselves: Comic Relief and...Foxy Bingo. 

    'Do something funny for money'; that's the charity's slogan this year so I'm inclined to view the Foxy Bingo collaboration as the most literal interpretation of that statement we're ever likely to see - it's almost too postmodern for words. You just know that somewhere, even Nietzsche is laughing his socks off. Comic Relief and Sainsbury's. Comic Relief and the BBC. Comic Relief and Oxfam. Comic Relief and...Foxy Bingo. On the face of it, they make strange bedfellows. OK, it's not Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presley but it's up there. Or at least, it is to me.

    But, as I keep stressing, it's all good. It's for charity. Back in 2007, glamour model Jordan (as she was then) was the face of the Foxy Bingo campaign until her pay demands exceeded their budget. The irony is, after they changed the Man-Fox from a snooty, rather aristocratic type (a kind of fox-like Lawrence Lleweyln‐Bowen, if you will) to something that wouldn't be out of place in Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, they became even bigger without her. These days, only the more fanatical are likely to recall Katie Price's involvement with Foxy Bingo. Not many companies can boast of humongous success after dropping a blonde with grossly-inflated silicone-enhanced boobs, but Foxy Bingo can. The laughs just keep coming with them, don't they? Want a reminder of Foxy the Man-Fox as he was? Here ye go:

                 

    Looking back, it's easy to see why the creative was changed. The message was garbled and unclear (why the hell would an Old Etonian-type care about bingo?) so the campaign went downmarket socially and struck gold; goodbye ABC1s, hello C2DEs, chavs, Jeremy Kyle-viewing chavs and Jeremy Kyle-guesting chavs - in that order. Out went the posh Man-Fox and in came the northern disco-dancing version, complete with the voice of Adam Catterall (a local radio station dj from the north west's Rock Fm). I have to admit to a repulsive fascination with the Foxy Bingo Man-Fox - mainly because it's such a naff concept. And yet, soooooooooo right. I think my hate-hate relationship started with the 2008 Pied Piper advertising campaign. You know the god-awful one that bastardised Sister Sledge's We Are Family?   

                 

    Clearly inspired by John Travolta's Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever, Pied Piper campaign's Man-Fox became a microcosm of how the film would've looked if it were transferred from New York City to Burnley town centre with Tony Manero renamed Lee Alcock or Dave Fisher instead. He's got a hairy chest a la Travolta and a variation of the suit; but criminally, he's missing the medallion as you can see from this - omigod it pains me to admit it - genuinely funny Comic Relief sketch with Strictly Come Dancing's Kristina Rihanoff (comprehensive coverage of Strictly here in MSN's blog). First John Sergeant and now the Man-Fox. It wouldn't surpise me if she danced with Rik Waller next...

         

    And the Comic Relief efforts continue as you can see with the new advert...

             

    So Lipps Inc classic Funky Town gets the "'By 'eck, 'ey up!" treatment this time (as long as they stay away from Cheryl Lynn's Got To Be Real or Shalamar's Take That To The Bank, I can still function as a human being) but what's up with the CGI? Get rid of it Foxy Bingo! You've killed the essence of the disco-dancing, he-thinks-he's-Lancashire's-answer-to-The Fonz, eeh-bah-gum Man-Fox. I'm almost beginning to miss the freak. And I *never* thought I'd say that.

    Red Nose Day 2009 is this Friday - more information, including how to donate, here

    Today I am mostly lovin' - I have finally received my press invite to the launch and first episode screening of The Apprentice. I can't wait! Yeah, there's more than a whiff of Big Brother about Sir Alan Sugar's monster hit these days, but it remains my favourite reality TV show.

    Today I am mostly hatin' - During a GMTV commercial break, an advert for diarrhoea was followed by that ghastly advert with the child that wants to do a poo at Paul's house. What a load of cr*p.

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