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7月22日

Desperate Romantics Or Carry On Canvas?


So there I was in front of the telly watching BBC2's Desperate Romantics, described by its makers as 'Entourage with easels'. Really? I'd say, 'The Inbetweeners with breeches' - but what do I know? In the mid-19th century - we're told - a group of young men challenged the art establishment of the day. The pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood were inspired by the real world, yet took imaginative licence in their art. Nice touch of foreshadowing because Desperate Romantics takes imaginative licence and runs with it faster than Usain Bolt.

Cast of Desperate Romantics © BBC

If you like your bodice-rippers bawdy, raunchy, full of booze and debauchery and set to annoyingly intrusive incidental music, look no further. However, despite the copious amount of naked flesh and sexual acts, I had to stick my remote control under a pillow to resist zapping through the channels. There was a time when being presented with gratuitous nudity and fellatio on a TV show (as opposed to a porno - it's always more exciting and risque when it's regular telly) was enough - it's not when you pass puberty. You then start to look for things like in-depth characterisation, strong dramatic sequences, compelling storytelling, originality - the vitals Desperate Romantics didn't quite deliver enough of.

As narrated by the fictional Fred Walters (Sam Crane), the men-behaving-badly are Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Being Human's Aidan Turner), a priapismic, Byronesque, hedonist who described himself as: "artist, poet, half-Italian, half-mad!". Exposition as advertising strapline - gotta love it. I kept expecting him to toss... wait for it... his flowing locks before turning to camera and pouting: "Because you're worth it."

Next we have the intense William Holman Hunt (Rafe Spall - son of Timothy), amateur pugilist and also known as 'Maniac'. So far, I am utterly uninterested in him. Maybe all that 'intensity' is intensely off-putting. Finally there's sweet John Millais (The History Boys' Samuel Barrett), the impossibly talented, pampered genius who tends to be the butt of his fellow artists' jibes.

However the entire show is stolen by Tom Hollander as repressed critic John Ruskin, a quintessentially-repressed Victorian if ever there was one. Now he did feel like a layered character, a rounded character - genuinely intriguing. You couldn't help but feel for his poor wife (as played by Zoe Tapper), begging him to make love to her, only to receive a cold refusal. Little wonder he dismisses one work of art with the words: "You've painted a woman displaying sexual appetite and that is never attractive."

Finally, there's the woman who, in a sense, was the raison d'être for the entire movement: muse Elizabeth Siddal (portrayed by Amy ­Manson from Torchwood). A headstrong shop girl with cascading red hair, she became one of the art world’s most famous models.

After getting over the shock of viewing a period drama not adapted by Andrew Davies, for the next hour I played my favourite game of 'spot the anachronism'. Alas, no satellite dishes in the background or distant sound of sirens but there was suspiciously modern dialogue mixed in with an approximation of the Queen's (Victoria) English. I swear I even heard an 'OK'. Anyone ignorant of the real pre-Raphaelites is advised to take an evening class... or failing that, check Wikipedia. If you accept that you will learn little of real note, this rollicking romp of rump passes the hour pleasantly enough - just.

Today I am mostly lovin' - I finally managed to catch an episode of Sky1's Bones with Stephen Fry in it. Having heard so much about his casting, I had a feeling that his character, Dr Gordon Wyatt, would turn out to be a most English of Englishmen. And I was right. Then again, maybe that's just Stephen Fry.

Today I am mostly hatin' - Can someone please shut Katie Price up? She was on Loose Women today - 'loose' being the operative word. The woman is a loose canon and she's not doing herself any favours.

MSN Editor Coops


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7月16日

Brit Grit In Freefall And The Street


Aiden Gillen © BBCI'm beginning to think that I've seen Aiden Gillen's bum more times than my own - very nice it is too.

I first saw it in the Channel 4 groundbreaker Queer As Folk, penned by Doctor Who's Russell T Davies. Gillen played Stuart Alan Jones; out, proud and sexually uninhibited, Caligula could've learned a thing or two from him.

Moving on a few years and it's on show again in, of all places, acclaimed US drama The Wire.

This time, the Irish-born actor is Tommy Carcetti, an ambitious city councilman in Baltimore. Carcetti's got a wife and he's got kids, but he's just gotta have it so down go the trousers and pop! go by eyes.

To the latest unveiling and in BBC2 drama Freefall, Aiden Gillen played City worker Gus. Purely motivated by the riches of his job, he gets 'excited' whenever the really big bucks come in (let's just say that he takes the matter in hand and leave it at that).

Gus has a - mainly sexual - relationship of sorts with colleague Anna, played by former Bond girl Rosamund Pike (on the whole, sadly wasted). Against the backdrop of London's City skyline, they go at it like rabbits and I found myself wondering whether Aiden Gillen's contract stipulates that he must perform whenever he performs… not that I mind in the slightest. Oh-so-easy on the eye, that man.

Set in London, Freefall explored the effects of the economic downturn on the lives of a selection of people. Gus is a big honcho for an investment bank (cue scenes of traders on the phone spouting barely comprehensible market-ese. They may as well have been speaking Klingon). Then there's wideboy Dave, the dodgy mortgage salesman (a breathtakingly brilliant performance by Dominic Cooper). Unscrupulous deal closed - he gets in his Audi and, in a scene that really reminded me of Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire, he tries to sing along to Dreams by Gabrielle... but he only knows the one line: dreams can come true. In Jerry Maguire, the song our hero can't sing is Bitch by The Rolling Stones, in case you're wondering.

Our Dave doesn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for the poor sods he seduces into crippling debt - he counts the commission and spends it like Beckham. New car? Loadsamoney! New pad? Loadsamoney! New bling? Loadsamoney! Nubile women? Loadsamoney! "You're the king of your castle bayyyyybe!" cooed Dave's beautician girlfriend Sam (played by Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding) after seeing his swanky property (not a euphemism). The coterie of bimbos he squanders his hormones on doesn't go down too well with her so she dumps him.

OK, Ms Harding was only in three scenes with a total of less than six minutes airtime, but I recognised the girl she was playing - I've seen that type papped outside Mayfair nightclubs with Premier League footballers.

However, the duo that truly gave Freefall its heart were Joseph Mawle as Jim and Anna Maxwell Martin (Bleak House) as Mandy. A decent married man with two kids, Jim let old school pal Dave sucker him into a life he couldn't afford. Then again, Dave didn't hesitate to plunge the knife in and twist it. What an Alan B'stard.

You can guess what happened to them all when the credit crunch bit. Borrowing heavily (heh! See what I did there?) from real life, there was a suicide and a repossession - the only fate I got wrong was Dave's. When the nuclear bomb drops, all that will be left are cockroaches, Keef Richards and lousy salespeople.

I had problems with Freefall - the characters were a tad clichéd and it was so predictable in places, even yer average WAG could see what was coming next. However, said quibbles didn't detract from the searing performances on display. I was sold.

Today I am mostly lovin' - High Noon in Manchester with a Cockney publican and an Irish gangster facing off? It can only be Jimmy McGovern's The Street. If he wrote about flushing the loo, I'd watch because for me, the man can do no wrong. Bob Hoskins was the star turn and he was wonderful as London geezer Paddy, a man who just wanted to do the right thing. But as good as he was, Liam Cunningham stole the show as hardman Tommy Miller - he played the character with malevolence seeping from every pore. Loved Timothy Spall's cameo too - it's been a great week for British drama.

Today I am mostly hatin' - Looked up something on some site somewhere and saw a massive spoiler for House. Grrrrrr! The annoying thing is that what I was originally looking for had nothing to do with House. Sometimes, the internet's a bitch.

MSN Editor Coops


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7月8日

TVQuick and TVChoice Awards Shortlist


The shortlist for the TVQuick and TVChoice Awards 2009 has been announced. Viewers, this is your chance to have your say. You can cast a vote at TV Quick or TV Choice until Friday July 10. Here are the nominations - as usual, I'm having my say about each category. You really didn't expect me to keep my mouth shut, did you? 

TVQuick and TVChoice Awards Shortlist Nominations 
 

 

Best Comedy Show
Gavin & Stacey (BBC3/BBC1)
The Inbetweeners (E4/C4)
My Family (BBC1)
Outnumbered (BBC1)

How the heck has My Family managed a nomination? Is the state of British comedy that desperate? I'll be cheering on Outnumbered although I'm perfectly OK with The Inbetweeners winning too. 

Best Daytime Show
GMTV (ITV1)
Loose Women (ITV1)
The Paul O’Grady Show (C4)
This Morning (ITV1)

Whenever I'm home, I watch This Morning to see Phil and Fern crack up over some kind of penis innuendo; you can set your watches by them. Big fat sausage splits and spits fat on the grill? It's 11.47am.

Best Entertainment Show
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (ITV1)
Friday Night With Jonathan Ross (BBC1)
Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV1)
Mock The Week (BBC2)

Harry Hill cracks me up. His digs at 2008's X Factor were priceless.

Best Lifestyle Show
Come Dine With Me (C4)
Gok's Fashion Fix (C4)
Top Gear (BBC2)
Who Do You Think You Are? (BBC1)

Is there a UK equivalent of the word 'Americana'? Because if so, that's what Come Dine With Me Is. It's a deliciously bitchy slice of quirky Britain-ana (where do they get those people from?!?) served up with a healthy dollop of sarcasm courtesy of narrator Dave Lamb. Hope it wins...  

Best Family Drama
The Bill (ITV1)
Lark Rise To Candleford (BBC1)
Robin Hood (BBC1)
Waterloo Road (BBC1)

I'm a huge fan of period dramas so I'd like Lark Rise to take the prize. However, this is not the Baftas so it's got no chance. Robin Hood will take this category.  

Best New Drama
Being Human (BBC3)
Dead Set (E4/C4)
Law & Order: UK (ITV1)
Merlin (BBC1)

Charlie Brooker can do no wrong but Dead Set up against Merlin? No contest. Much bigger fanbase for the BBC's unintentionally homoerotic drama. It brings a whole new meaning to Tarantino's Pulp Fiction one-liner: "I'm a get medieval on yo ass."  

Best Drama Series
Ashes To Ashes (BBC1)
Shameless (C4)
Skins (E4)
Spooks (BBC1)

I'm rooting for Spooks - sorry Ashes fans, but I much prefer Life On Mars. 

Best Reality Show
The Apprentice (BBC1)
Big Brother (C4)
I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! (ITV1)
The Secret Millionaire (C4)

"At the start of the day, everybody knows, without your Wake Up Call you put your pants over your clothes! So before you put your pants on and get out of your bed, eat a bowl of Wake Up Call and let the pants between your head. It has apples, bananas, cranberries too; an ABC of fruits we have selected just for you! Memory focus and energy hooray! Eat a bowl of Wake Up Call and put your pants on the right waaaaaaay!" My favourite reality TV show moment this year by far. Thanks Pants Man.

Best Actor
Richard Armitage, Spooks (BBC1)
Philip Glenister, Ashes To Ashes (BBC1)
Neil Morrissey, Waterloo Road (BBC1)
David Threlfall, Shameless (C4)

"I want this place cleaner than a virgin's pudendum!" The difficulty the others have is overcoming the phenomenon that is Gene Hunt; even if the series itself is patchy, Philip Glenister owns that character.

Best Actress
Keeley Hawes, Ashes To Ashes (BBC1)
Billie Piper, Secret Diary Of A Call Girl (ITV1)
Kaya Scodelario, Skins (E4)
Denise Welch, Waterloo Road (BBC1)

Hmmmm. This is difficult. I've pulled the name of Skins' Kaya Scodelario out of the hat. You go girl!

Best Talent Show
Britain's Got Talent (ITV1)
Dancing On Ice (ITV1)
Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1)
The X Factor (ITV1)

Britain's Got Talent will win this hands down.

Best Gameshow
All Star Family Fortunes (ITV1)
Chris Moyles' Quiz Night (C4)
Deal Or No Deal (C4)
Total Wipeout (BBC1)

Best gameshow? Is that an oxymoron?

Best Soap Actor
Chris Fountain - Justin Burton, Hollyoaks (C4)
Simon Gregson - Steve McDonald, Coronation Street (ITV1)
Scott Maslen - Jack Branning, EastEnders (BBC1)
Steve McFadden - Phil Mitchell, EastEnders (BBC1)

I've got a soft spot for the character of Steve McDonald in Corrie so I hope Simon Gregson wins. But he won't. It will be someone from EastEnders.

Best Soap Actress
Linda Henry - Shirley Carter, EastEnders (BBC1)
Samantha Womack - Ronnie Mitchell, EastEnders (BBC1)
Katherine Kelly - Becky Granger, Coronation Street (ITV1)
Emma Rigby - Hannah Ashworth, Hollyoaks (C4)

No one tops Maggie Jones as Blanche Hunt, Corrie's mother-in-law from hell. She's not nominated so I'll go with the Corrie actress nominated. But she won't win. It will be someone from EastEnders. 

Best Soap Newcomer
Lauren Crace - Danielle Jones, EastEnders (BBC1)
Craig Gazey - Graeme Proctor, Coronation Street (ITV1)
Danny Miller - Aaron Livesy, Emmerdale (ITV1)
Jorgie Porter - Theresa McQueen, Hollyoaks (C4)

If there' any justice, Craig Gazey will take the award home for his hilariously offbeat performance as Graeme Proctor. But he won't win the award. Lauren Crace will get it for dying in EastEnders. 

Best Soap
Coronation Street (ITV1)
EastEnders (BBC1)
Emmerdale (ITV1)
Hollyoaks (C4)

I will bet my Arsenal collection on an EastEnders win.

Best Soap Storyline
Danielle and Ronnie's story, EastEnders (BBC1)
Niall's revenge, Hollyoaks (C4)
Shane's murder, Emmerdale (ITV1)
The Whitney and Tony Story, EastEnders (BBC1)

I will bet my vinyl collection on EastEnders' Danielle and Ronnie's story taking this prize. Are you noticing the pattern here?

The TVQuick & TVChoice Awards take place at London's Dorchester Hotel on Monday September 7. Ben Miller, star of ITV1's Moving Wallpaper and Primeval (both now axed, incidentally) plays host. Money will also be raised for Breakthrough Breast Cancer.


Today I am mostly lovin' -
Van Persie's still a Gooner! Open-mouthed  But that's not TV related. The Michael Jackson memorial was incredibly moving in places and incredibly excruciating in others (can you say 'revisionism' peeps?). That Congresswoman! What planet was she on? As usual - Mariah Carey's ho chic was good for a laugh.

But seriously, I loved Jermaine Jackson's heartfelt rendition of Smile, I remain in awe of Motown greats Stevie Wonder and Smokey Robinson. Jennifer Hudson was class, Queen Latifah looked regally beautiful and all things considered, the ceremony was nowhere near as tacky as I'd feared it would be.   

Today I am mostly hatin' - The cancellations of Robin Hood and Primeval. Say goodbye to decent TV at teatime and hello to the likes of  'Animals Do The Cutest Things For Cheap Telly' and endless gameshows.

MSN Editor Coops


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7月5日

Wimbledon Men's Final: The Armchair Blog

By Ed Holden, Guest Blogger

It’s Andy Roddick and Roger Federer in the final of Wimbledon. The armchair blog will be seeing you through with thoughts and insights on the finalists. Heck, we might even talk about the tennis a bit.

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1358 – Federer strolls in for his pre-match interview as if he was nipping down to his local for a pint of milk. I remember being struck by his level of relaxation when he beat Nadal in 2007. Fed is playing to become the record-holder for the most major tournaments ever won by a player, not that you’d think it to look at him.

1402 – But, if Roddick can play like he did against Murray, history will be tough in the making for Fed. It’s great that the British fans are so fond of Roddick, despite his defeating Murray.

1404 – Celeb-watch! Woody Allen and Russell Crowe spied by the BBC director. Boris Becker is doing great commentary – every bit the charmer. Even Tim Henman’s getting a few laughs! Things are looking up.

1406 – Tim and Boris both pick Fed to win (so do we).

1409 – We’re underway. Roddick to serve. Ace. We’d better get used to those!

With brand new balls, Roddick’s serve is nearly unstoppable. Fed can’t even connect with the second serve.

1412 – 0-15 on Fed’s serve. But he pulls it straight back.

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1416 – SAMPRAS SHOWS UP. A wave to the crowd as he receives a round of applause, taking his seat fashionably late. Will Federer take his crown?

1418 – All very much with serve, though Roddick is stroking the ball well. Tim Henman points out that the longer points are always likely to go to fed.

1421 – Amazing backhand pass from Roddick to finish out his service game. This is going to be tough!

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1426 – Best point of the game so far. Federer somehow nudges an impossible chase-down down the line to defeat Roddick. A-Rod is still holding firm though…

1428 – Snazzy BBC analysis. Wow! They’ve merged two Federer service points from past games. He hits completely different serves from exactly the same spot – it’s un-readable.

1431 – All on serve.

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1437 – Couple of slips from Roddick. 0-30. Pressure on.

Serves his way out of trouble for 30-30.

Fed wins a long rally for 30-40. Break point.

Mistake from Roddick. Advantage Fed.

1442 – Another break point!

Fed nails one. Hawkeye says out!! Roddick survives. Great challenge A-Rod.

Break point number 4!

Fed challenges his return being called out. Fed gets it wrong. Back to deuce.

Advantage Roddick. He serves it out. Great bit of survival there from the tough American.

1447 – Andrew Castle and Tim discuss whether Sampras actually wants to see his record taken by Fed. He has flown all the way over here and maybe his inner competitor is secretly urging on Roddick.

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1450 - Set point Roddick!

Roddick takes the first!  He’s got it!! Magnificent ground strokes actually defeat the Swiss magician in an inspired service break.

1452 – The crowd is notably behind Roddick. “Game on” says Andrew Castle.

1500 – All on serve. Fed’s picking up some longer points. Becker says “The American is dangerously good right now.”

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1504 – Swings and roundabouts. Roddick serves a double fault after two aces.

1505 – Castle reviews the head-to-head record between these two players. Fed is 18-2 up! You wouldn’t think it to look at the evenly-matched battle on centre court.

1507 – Federer wants to get a look in at the Roddick serve. But the aces are still raining down.

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1516 - “No spark yet” from Fed. We’re at the business end of the second set now.

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30-30 Roddick two points away from two-set lead,

But Fed cleverly wrong-foots him.

Magnificent 25(ish) shot rally won by Fed. Roddick was looking really good on the Fed serve for a second there. Fed survives.

1521 – Great points coming thick and fast now. 40-15 on Roddick serve.

Fed now has to serve to stay in the set.

40-0 – Tie break imminent. Roger serving excellently.

1525 – TIE BREAK – Fed must win!

143 mph ace from Roddick. Wow.

Mini-break Roddick. 2-0.

Ace. 2-1 Roddick.

Two great serves. 4-1 Roddick. Tense times for Fed!

Wow! What a backhand from A-Rod. 5-1. Those are the points Fed is supposed to win!

6-2 Roddick serving for the second set!

Gutsy flick backhand from federer. 6-3.

6-4. Now 6-5. One more serve for Roddick on set-point.

HOW DID HE MISS THAT!! Roddick misses an easy volley for the set!

6-6

Fed hits it to his feet and Roddick loses the volley. 7-6 to Fed.

Fed takes it 8-6!!! Six straight points in a row for the win!

1-1 – Fed takes the second.

1535 – Roddick takes a bathroom break. What can be going through his head right now?

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1537 – Tim Henman: “His dream’s still alive  but that was just a nightmare.” Thanks Tim – maybe best to have kept that one to yourself.

1539 – Shot of McEnroe commentating for the American Network he works for – it’s like the BBC are willing him back into their commentary box. He’s the best commentator and everyone knows it.

1545 – Roddick powers through a potent love service game. The “nightmare” of the second-set tie-break seems forgotten.

1549 – Celeb-spotted. Chelsea’s Michael Ballack in some expensive-looking shades. The BBC pay the German star tribute by picking out Stamford Bridge with their long-lensed cameras.

1552 – Out of nowhere – a break point for Fed. Great body-serve rescues Roddick.

And another great point from Roddick. He gos Advantage up.

Classic passing shot from Federer for Deuce. Great volley for Roddick. And he serves out the game.

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1557 – CELEB-SPOTTED – Alex Ferguson spotted in the crowd, prompting a flurry of football-chat from Boris Becker. He stops suddenly. You can almost hear the BBC director in his ear telling him to put a sock in it! This is tennis!

1600 – Game Roddick on serve. Could we be looking at another tie-break?

Beautiful precise play from Fed. You get the feeling he’s finding his game.

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1608 – RANDOM CELEB-SPOT – Henry Kissinger jumps out of the history books and onto our screens!

1610 – All with serve. But Fed gets Roddick to 15-30 with a classic passing shot.

Ace from Roddick – right “on the T” for 30-30.

1613 – TIE BREAK TIME! Will Roddick be haunted by memories of the second set?

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Mini-break for Fed. 2-1 and serving.

3-1 Fed. Great shot.

5-1 Fed. Looking dominant as Rod dumps a forehand in the net.

5-3 great forehand from Roddick.

6-3 Set point Fed.

6-5 Fed serving for it. Tense times!

Spectacular wide service gives Fed an easy smash for the third set. He’s all about the big moments in the big matches, points out Tim.

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1625 – The armchair blogger is sweating in the summer heat. We can’t imagine what it must be like for the players out there as we approach the 2.5 hour mark.

1627 – Double fault from Fed gives 15-30. But A-Rod makes a couple of mistakes and Fed wins the game. The crowd are getting behind A-Rod – they want a 5th.

RANDOM CELEB-SPOT – Former F1 Driver David Coulthard shows up. Are the Beeb feeding us these shots gradually or are they just putting someone on when they spot someone?

1633 – 15-40 On Fed’s Serve. Two break points Roddick!

Ace. 30-40.

RODDICK BREAKS! Could it be a five-setter!?

1638 – Deuce on Roddick’s serve - “it’s not a break until you’ve held” as the old tennis saying goes.

He holds.

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1645 – What a point from Roddick! He took Fed on in a long exchange and somehow won it. It’s just not the kind of point you expect Andy Roddick to win. He’s now 5-2 with one more service game to win to force Fed into a fifth.

1648 – Roddick takes a nasty tumble. He seems okay though. The slow-mo replay is not pretty. A knee hyper-extension? What a shame it would be if that ended the game. He seems okay, Now he has to serve out the fourth.

Two ace fed forehands and it’s 0-30!

15-30. Fed misfires. 30-30. Good recovery Roddick.

Incredible miracle slice on the Roddick forehand. He’s resisting the best of Fed for a set point!

Great serve – Fed’s return floats long.

1653 – It’s a FIVE-SETTER!!

1659 – It’s all about will-power now. The UK TV audience will be smaller due to the absence of Andy Murray, But anyone missing this is denying themselves a slice of the finest sports drama.

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The Fed seems to be winning the long points now. He’s at 30-30 on Roddick’s serve. He’s always going to make less mistakes.

1702 - IMPOSIBLE SHOT BY FED. That has to be one of the best backhand we’ve seen. Barely got to the Roddick forehand then somehow MIRACULOUSLY gets it corss court past a diving Roddick. Now 30-40.

Deuce.

Game Roddick. The serve digs him out again.

Great commentary from Andrew castle: “Roddick’s going to leave everything on this court – blood, sweat, flesh… it doesn’t matter to him.”

1704 – Don’t challenge that Fed it was out! Hawkeye is fired up. No it wasn’t!! Fed goes to 40-15 on his serve.

1706 – Lovely serving from A-Rod for 30-0. Now 40-0. How does he still manage to generate all that power after 3 hours!?

1708 – Fed answers with a 40-0 service game of his own. Their both trying to find their composure. It all hangs in the balance. To say this is TV gold is a massive understatement. Sampras is all smiles in the royal box.

1712 – A-Rod taking advantage of the new balls.

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And Roddick holds.

1715 – The BBC have been criticised for their excessive arty slow-mo shots this Wimbledon. And it was particularly bad during the Murray 5-setter with Stan Wawrinka when the crowd’s body-parts were all displayed in wobbly slow-mo. But today some of the slow-mo shots have actually been quite amazing, particularly if you have a decent TV.

1717 – Fed narrowly avoids an aggressive Roddick serve. Is this moment in anyway symbolic of the events that are about to unfold? No not really,

4-4 in the fifth. It’s crunch time. Fed serving.

The BBC have the score wrong. They’re showing 30-0 when it’s actually 40. Not a good time to be making mistakes Beeb.

Fed serves out for 5-4.

1722 – 40-0 on the impossibly powerful Roddick serve. Wins the service game. Fed must now defend.

1724 – The serve is king in this game. Fed goes to 40-0. Error on the forehand – 40-15.

Ace.

6-5 to Fed in the 5th. What a final this is. Roddick serving to stay in the championship.

Henman: “Sit back we could be here a while.” Tim’s right – they’re both serving excellently.

1728 – GREAT POINT> Federer gets to the net on the Roddick serve but A-Rod powers a beautiful backhand down the line.

Fed’s turn to serve. at 6-6.

30-15 Fed.

Roddick gets the net cord as he runs in for the Fed drop shot. 30-30.

Game Fed.

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1733 – CELEB SPOT – Tennis leend Rob Laver is looking very happy – perhaps he’s a few Pimms down at this point.

How is Fed getting these Roddick serves back! They seem nearly impossible.

40-15 on Rod serve as he wins a long point on a Fed forehand error.

Uncharacteristically weak forehand from Fed. Boris Becker “senses some tightness” in Fed’s game. The Swiss master is now in to serve.

1736 – Fed double fault! 15-15.

Two of the best shots you’ll ever see from Fed. And no we’re not exaggerating. Wow. He takes his serve despite Roddick’s best efforts.

1740 – Roddick Serve. Ace. Ace. 30-0. 40-15. Game Roddick.

1742 – Fed to serve! Roddick looks pumped.

0-15!

15-30! Perfect, perfect tennis from Roddick!

15-40!! What a backhand!!!! We’re on our feet!

30-40!

40-40!! It is SO hard to get to Fed! He still looks cool and calm.

Advantage Fed. Game Fed. What a thriller!!

1746 – Roddick serving. Fed loses the ground-stroke point with a stray backhand.

Another error. 30-0 Roddick.

What a shot! Rodd delicately picks the ball out from his feet at the net for a 40-15 lead. Game Roddick.

It’s 9-9 in the Wimbledon final. It’s becoming an all-time classic.

1749 – Fed serving.

0-15!

15-15

30-15 Fed. Great forehand down into the right-hand corner.

Ace. 40-15. (And 40 aces in the game for Fed)

40-30 – IMPOSSIBLE backhand down the line from A-Rod.

Game fed on a hawkeye call. Millimetres in it.

1753 – 15-15 on Roddick serve.

30-15 to A-rod. Ace. 40-15. GAME RODDICK.

We’re at 10-10!!! Who will be standing at the end?!

1755 – Fed Serves. Forehand down the line. 15-0

15-15 following a gutsy A-Rod drop-shot. “Anything’s possible right now” says Boris.

30-15 -  now 40 15 on a great serve. Ace number 42. Fed goes ahead again…

1757 – Roddick sips his drink and prepares to defend his place in the championship AGAIN. It’s 10-11 in the fifth.

15-0 as Fed chips long. Ace 30-0. 30-15. Second serve to the body for 40-15.

40-30!

Deuce! “Is this the moment?” says Castle.

Advantage Roddick. Let. The crowd hushes. Bang! Game Roddick!

1802 – 11-11

Two aces from Fed. Where are they coming from! THREE ACES!! Game Fed! This is approaching ridiculous! That was Fed’s 45th Ace.

1805 – Roddick’s Up. Chalk flies as the first ace hits the centre line.

30-0

Roddick wins an easy service game to love. Could he have a chance now?

12-12!

15-15 – Roddick has a look here!

It’s 15-30!

Ace. 30-30. Ace. 40-30. Ace. Game Fed!

13-12!! Who will collapse first?!!! Federer has hit 100 winners and 48 aces!

This is the longest set in the history of the Men’s final.

1810 – Roddick serves.

0-15. Beautiful wide Fed forehand.

15-15 What a forehand! 30-15! 40-15!

40-30. Can Fed get a look here?!

DEUCE! Is fed going to make history?!

Ace! Advantage Roddick. GAME RODDICK!

Everyone is shaking their heads in disbelief. We’re past the 4-hour mark.

13-13

30-0 On the Fed serve. 40-0. It’s an easy one. Game Fed quite quickly.

14-13 Fed. Can Roddick defend again?

0-15 on the Rod serve. 15-15.

“Has Roddick punched himself out?”

15-30. Roddick misses the short fed return completely!

30-30 – Skin of Roddick’s teeth! He’s so brave to run into the net there.

40-30 – Game A-Rod!!

14-14

30-0 Fed after two stunning Fed forehands.

40-0. And Game Fed!

1822 – The stress! Surely this can’t be good for Fed’s unborn child…?

14-15 – Roddick to serve.

Missed backhand – 0-15

0-30!!

ACE! 15-30 Roddick silences the crowd.

30-30

40-30 (Another big serve)

Wayward Rod Backhand for DEUCE

Big serve Advantage Roddick

Out. 40-40

ADVANTAGE FED _ CHAMPIONSHIP POINT!!!

 

IT’S ALL OVER!!! FED SOMEHOW WINS IT!!!

RODDICK DESERVES A TROPHY – NO-ONE SHOULD LOSE! Sheer exhaustion on the faces of both players. The crowd chants Roddick’s name. He stands and takes the applause from the crowd and Fed himself. Tears in both players’ eyes.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE RUNNER-UP – ANDY RODDICK!” The crowd goes wild!

FED walks up to wild adulations from the crowd. Kisses the trophy.

RODDICK: “He’s a true champion and he deserves everything he gets. Sorry Pete – I tried to hold him off.” He’s a true gentleman. The ladies in the audience melt.

FED: “Unfortunately Tennis has to have a winner. It’s an unbelievable moment in my career.”

After nearly five hours of excitement, we’ll sign off. If there was any more proof needed that Roger Federer is the greatest tennis champion of all time, this was it.

7月4日

Wimbledon's Williams Final: The Armchair Blog

 

By Ed Holden, Guest Blogger

Here we go with the ladies final. It’s Serena versus Venus. After much chat from Sue Barker and John McEnroe about “they’re not sisters right now, just opponents” and so on, the magnificent Williams are on court and ready to go.

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1405 - The designer tracksuits have come off and we’re underway. Venus uses every inch of her 6’1 body to power the serves downwards.

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1410 – Serena serves out to love with apparent ease. The screaming is almost non-existent at this point. By the end of her tough battle with Dementieva, Serena was screaming like a wild cat with each ferocious ground stroke. It’s nice to see some reserve. Perhaps the screaming from Sharapova and “scream-queen” Azarenka has not gone down well with the sisters – they seem to be holding back.

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1422 – Venus is getting a look at Serena’s serve – but a couple of great first serves saves the younger sister. The presenters of The One Show appear in the crowd. SURELY there are better celebs here than that. BBC propoting it’s own shows? We think so.

1425 – What a shot from Venus! Still, we’re picking Serena in three sets. Feels like she’s got a bit more fight in her somehow.

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1428 – Jason Goodall delivers some snazzy analysis with the help of hawk-eye. Funny that the Williams Sisters’ service percentages are of so much interest to us right now. For most brits this type of info is completely uninteresting for the 50 non-Wimbledon weeks in the year.

1433 – Tracy Austin’s commentary is already becoming irritating – she seems to think that repeating what’s happened in slow drawn-out sentences counts as expert commentary. She’s talking about Venus’ serve now: “powering down those big bombs” – sounds like an action film trailer.

1439 – Two break points to Venus. Serena powers through  though the slow-mo shots the BBC seems to love this year aren’t too flattering.

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1449 – Still with serve. But the intensity is on the up! Venus hits a wild backhand with a screech…

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1454 – McEnroe jokes about the Murray loss yesterday. Looking at shots of Henman hill “Are those the same people who were there yesterday?” Have they still not given up? It’s great that he can make jibes at the British tennis-frenzy and get away with it.

1458 – Tie break! And it’s like the set itself! No points against the serve!

Serena breaks through to 3-1.

Crushing forehand from Serena for 4-2 lead.

Loose forehand from Venus now 5-2.

Massive rally! Serena is looking so powerful with deadly cross-court shots. Four set points.

1502 – Serena goes to Hawk-eye for the win! It’s Half an inch out so Venus survives.

1504 – What a lob! Serena just scooped the ball over her 6’1 Sister magnificently for the set.

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1508 – Tracy Austin still struggling. She forgot the word “Liability” earlier, which isn’t too challenging a word really is it? Now she’s rattling off cliches to avoid further gaffs. “Venus needs to stick to her A-Game here.” Duh!! I mean seriously, besides the horrible cliche, she’s hardly going to go for the “B-Game” at this point is she?!

1513 – the commentators are discussing the suggestion of a five-set ladies final. McEnroe makes a good point. “I’ve seen a lot of movies where the 2-hour ones are better than the 3-hour ones.” A little abstract perhaps. But he makes sense at least.

1516 – Serena looking aggressive on Venus’ serve.

1524 – Serena making her sister do all the running now. Though Venus still clings to her service games.

Break point Serena.

And it’s the break as Venus hands her a double fault.

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1530 – A magnificent collision of score and time [sorry].

1532 – The commanding tones of Andrew Castle: “The defending champion, serving to stay in the match.”

1534 – 0-30! “What’s happened!?” says Mac. Is it all over for Venus?

30-40 Match point Serena.

Missed it. Deuce.

Best rally of the game!! Stunning wide shots from Serena. Match point again.

Venus breathes. Takes her time.

Serena blows it!! She had an open forehand in midcourt and dollied it far too gently,

Advantage Venus.

Third Championship point Serena!

Venus saves again.

Fourth Championship point.

SERENA WINS IT!

Big smiles as the Sisters embrace. Suddenly the game faces are off and their friends again. Venus looks pensive – not exactly upset. Serena is 6-2 up in the sisters’ head-to-head championship finals.

1542 – The Duke Of Kent comes out to meet the ball boys and girls – he must be baking in that suit!

1545 – All smiles as Venus goes up for her Sue Barker interview. “She played the best tennis today so congratulations.”

“I love what I do so see you next year everyone thanks!” Aww isn’t she sweet.

1547 – Serena steps up to the mic: “I can’t believe it I’m just so happy.” Her panther-like on-court demeanour is so different to the chatty interviewee.

It’s weird that they’ll both be out playing later on in the doubles final.

Press shots with the trophies. There’s an interesting shot of Venus letting the loss sink in as Serena poses for more photos.

“Only one final this decade has not had a Williams Sister in it.” An interesting point from Tracy Austin, finally, as the sisters walk off.